Marriage with an identity card which opens the gates of paradise.
Some excerpts:
"I'm happy, I'll finally starting back home. It's weird but every year I swear never to return to that country and the next year, I take a ticket. It is the air of the country which I miss! Where are my papers? "Oh, they are there! With my dual identity, I can not remember what papers show, who, when and where ... I must put myself in the head when I'm at the French customs, I show my papers when I get to French and Algerian customs, I show my papers Algerians.
's it! The aircraft landed. I come finally to Algiers, the White ... er ... really white, not multicolored ... The Heat is ... Leaving the airport, I see my uncle in the middle of a crazy world. Most people here have nothing to do with their day so they spend their time here. To wait what? Similarly, they do not know! I think hanging around, is the favorite leisure and fashion of my compatriots. These reckless were they not afraid of mold?
My uncle welcomed in the country, said "corn Noooooormal. Indeed, normality, Algeria is well ... Say ... To sum up, this is all that is abnormal in any other country! Before going to Bordj Bou Arredj in my family home that my dad built his whole life, we make a stop in El Harrach, see my Tata Khadija. On the highway, we meet with stalled cars, pedestrians with their Sheep trying to avoid cars coming at full speed .... "Bled Nooooormal" Still ... that ... I peuuuur! Phew! We overthrew one and arrive at destination safely!
What a pleasure to revisit the whole family. I mean, then, my cousins cry: "France has come, feel the air of France" ... Uh, no, I'm not France ... I'm in Algeria, therefore, from my paper I am Algerian cons ... For when I am in France, according to my papers, I am French but it's still by my papers, because otherwise, actually ... Um ... No! I'm also not a zimigri ... .... Ololo!
comes the hated question of all zimigris! "Tell us, what do you prefer, Algeria or France? "How do I respond to offend anyone ...? Good! Ben! The Algeria! "You're crazy! You are in France ... ... ... Help RMI Social Security .... Unemployment ... We ... Go ... Misery in France ... "
Three days I'm already here and I do not want to leave! I'm sick of me mater and receive thoughts Damn! With all the gorgeous girls that are in this country, why are they interested in me? " Before long, I finally realized that if the men here are not all dead already, because that "Hope springs eternal," that is why they manage to survive. They hope, all have a chance one day to marry with our identity cards!